princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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abonimations:

if someone doesnt fall in love w/ me in 2014 ill be seriously disappointed

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stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

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retiredjesus:

swagyjesus:

retiredjesus:

i want a girl musically talented :/

I want a girl who can take a full 9 inch u kno what I’m sayin

DIFFERENT JESUS, DIFFERENT STANDARDS.

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How did tumblr even happen

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hitlervevo:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements

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jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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